greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via luveing)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via kawaiisavior)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via kawaiisavior)

knightscrest:

the only club I get down at is club penguinimage

(via bitchybroccoli)

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(via bitchybroccoli)